Just finished reading this book entitled as above by Mark Atteberry and boy oh boy did I had great fun… Learnt a lot too of course… He’s just such a sarcastically funny guy… Writing a book especially for women.. How cool is that!!
“In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female”- Cyril Connoly. Love how Mark aptly titled that chapter: Sugar and spice, my foot.. Lol… And admittedly, it’s TRUE!!! Oh horror… The saying hell hath no fury as a woman scorned is not baseless and hey, how many guys you know would trade punches with guys and cower in fear by even the slightest raised decibels in a woman’s voice? Imagine scenario….
Guy: *while facing a group of snatch thieves pointing knives at him maybe* *pow* *kaboom* *bang* Now don’t you dare do that to anybody anymore!!!!! Kids these days *mumbles mumbles* Don’t even know right from wrong anymore *mumbles mumbles* How could they even think about trying to mess with a buffy 90kg, 190cm muscular and toned me huh?? *bulges muscles to prove his point while walking home*
The moment his feet reaches home
Wife: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? My chicken’s getting burnt while you saunter nice and slow from the near convenience store… Pfftt… Men…. *mumbles mumbles*
Guy: Yes, ma’am, it won’t happen again… *shoulders slouched*
Haha… And no, I’m not saying I’ll be that kinda wife, not am I implying guys are, will be, or should be like that, was just well, just saying… Hehe… But girls, I do wish all of us would tone our tempers down a bit sometimes and just be milder.. It doesn’t take a war to end one is what I always stand for though yes, I do start some myself in the past but hey, there’s always room for improvement and change right? *wink*
Laura Ingalls Wilder-“It takes courage to live long successfully, and they are brave who grow old with smiling faces.”
Amen!! I wanna grow old laughing too… No wrinkles, cellulite, sagging worries from me.. I hope.. Hehe.. There’re a waste of time to ponder for long and hey, I wanna be the one aging gracefully among peers too… =p
King Solomon- God keeps ..people so busy enjoying life that they take no time to brood over the past.
Romans 12:2- Don’t copy the behaviour and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think.
So yes, that concludes my latest book report!! Haha… There are so much more stuffs you learn from the book but since they’re of a more private and personal matter, I’ll leave you to search for the book and read yourself!!!
